Washington, D.C. — The newest addition to the White House isn’t a political appointee, but it’ll be nine lifetimes of service for poor Willow.
Fake doctor and part-time glam rock groupie fashionist Jill Biden debuted the cat on her Twitter, with photos accompanying the announcement.
The United States southern border has seen a record number of illegal immigrants, including ISIS members and sympathizers who intend to participate in future attacks and jihad against America, but the Biden administration is more concerned with showing you a picture of a cat.
America waits for real answers concerning a wide range of questions Biden has created.
The Mizzou Report 